Aptitude Test for Politicians (Spoilers)

In case you are considering a career (oh how it hurts to use that word in this context) in politics, I have a Friday gift for you - spoiler answers to two of the hardest (for politicians) questions to answer correctly on the PAT (Politician's Aptitude Test) .

1. What are the best reasons to become a politician?
The correct answers:

- get your own graft channel

- harass your competitors and enemies

- protect yourself from prosecution

- build your entourage of lickspittles and groupies

2. What are the worst reasons to become a politician?

...and the correct answers:

- work for your constituents

- follow your conscience

- uphold the Constitution

"There is simply not enough salt in all the world to take with politicians' statements."

- Curmudgery